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Sunday, June 8th, 2008
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3:12 am
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| Tuesday, April 29th, 2008
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11:25 pm - fake .. or no fake?
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| Tuesday, April 8th, 2008
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6:30 pm
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| Wednesday, March 26th, 2008
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1:24 pm - my daughter is a troublemaker
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| Tuesday, March 18th, 2008
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9:39 pm
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woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. i'm finally getting my IUD tomorrow!!!
no condoms!
no babies!
no hormones!
no pills or patches!
wooo!!!
i'm pretty excited. as you can tell.
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| Friday, March 14th, 2008
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8:02 pm
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| Wednesday, March 12th, 2008
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11:15 pm - This was on a blog I read, thought I'd re-post it here:
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Lesson 1: Go to the grocery store. Arrange to have your salary paid directly to their head office. Go home. Pick up the paper. Read it for the last time.
Lesson 2: Before you finally go ahead and have children, find a couple who already are parents and berate them about their: Methods of discipline. Lack of patience. Appallingly low tolerance levels. Allowing their children to run wild. Suggest ways in which they might improve their child's breastfeeding, sleep habits, toilet training, table manners, and overall behavior. Enjoy it, because it will be the last time in your life you will have all the answers.
Lesson 3: To discover how the nights will feel...Walk around the living room from 5 p.m. to 10 p.m. carrying a wet bag weighing approximately 8-12 pounds, with a radio turned to static (or some other obnoxious sound) playing loudly. At 10 p.m., put the bag down, set the alarm for midnight, and go to sleep. Get up at 12 a.m. and walk around the living room again, with the bag, until 1 a.m. Set the alarm for 3 a.m. As you can't get back to sleep, get up at 2 a.m. and make a drink. Go to bed at 2:45 a.m. Get up at 3 a.m. when the alarm goes off. Sing songs in the dark until 4 a.m. Attempt to fall asleep, then finally give up around 6 a.m. Get up. Make breakfast. Keep this up for 5 years. Look cheerful.
Lesson 4: Can you stand the mess children make? To find out, smear peanut butter onto the sofa and jam onto the curtains. Hide a piece of raw chicken behind the stereo and leave it there all summer. Stick your fingers in the flower bed. Then rub them on the clean walls. Cover the stains with crayons. How does that look?
Lesson 5: Dressing small children is not as easy as it seems. Buy an octopus and a small bag made out of loose mesh. Attempt to put the octopus into the bag so that none of the arms hang out. Time allowed for this: all morning.
Lesson 6: Forget the BMW and buy a mini-van. And don't think that you can leave it out in the driveway spotless and shining. Family cars don't look like that. Buy a chocolate ice cream cone and put it in the glove compartment. Leave it there. Get a dime and stick it in the CD player. Take a family size package of chocolate cookies and mash them into the back seat. Run a garden rake along both sides of the car. There. Perfect.
Lesson 7: Go to the local grocery store. Take with you the closest thing you can find to a pre-school child. (A full-grown goat is excellent). If you intend to have more than one child, take more than one goat. Buy your week's groceries without letting the goats out of your sight. Pay for everything the goat eats or destroys. Until you can easily accomplish this, do not even contemplate having children.
Lesson 8: Hollow out a melon. Make a small hole in the side. Suspend it from the ceiling and swing it from side to side. Now get a bowl of soggy Cheerios and attempt to spoon them into the swaying melon by pretending to be an airplane. Continue until half the Cheerios are gone. Tip half into your lap. The other half, just throw up in the air. You are now ready to feed a nine-month-old baby.
Lesson 9: Make a recording of Fran Drescher saying "mommy" repeatedly. (Important: no more than a four second delay between each "mommy;" occasional crescendo to the level of a supersonic jet is required). Play this tape in your car everywhere you go for the next four years. You are now ready to take a long trip with a toddler.
Lesson 10: Start talking to an adult of your choice. Have someone else continually tug on your skirt hem, shirtsleeve, or elbow while playing the mommy' tape made from Lesson 9 above. You are now ready to have a conversation with an adult while there is a child in the room.
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| Monday, March 3rd, 2008
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7:22 pm
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i got a part time job and i start training on friday for it. it's going to be at the new pacific theater that they're building at the americana at brand here in glendale. so, yay. wish me luck!
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| Monday, February 4th, 2008
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7:34 pm
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i made a doctor's appointment next week to take the first step to getting an IUD inserted. i know there's iud_divas, which i have been reading, but i was curious to see if there was anybody on my friend list who already has one and what their experiences have been.
anyhow, wish me luck.
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| Sunday, February 3rd, 2008
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7:58 pm
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| Tuesday, January 29th, 2008
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7:26 pm - Depicts 32,000 Barbies, equal to the number of elective breast augmentation surgeries performed...
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Depicts 32,000 Barbies, equal to the number of elective breast augmentation surgeries performed monthly in the US in 2006.

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| Sunday, January 20th, 2008
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3:12 pm
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| Friday, January 18th, 2008
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9:03 pm - omg
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| Wednesday, January 9th, 2008
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8:38 pm - hmmmm..
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91% Barack Obama 87% John Edwards 87% Hillary Clinton 86% Bill Richardson 84% Chris Dodd 77% Joe Biden 77% Dennis Kucinich 76% Mike Gravel 48% Rudy Giuliani 42% John McCain 34% Mitt Romney 32% Mike Huckabee 25% Tom Tancredo 21% Fred Thompson 16% Ron Paul
2008 Presidential Candidate Matching Quiz
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| Monday, December 31st, 2007
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8:25 am - Don't Forget!
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AAA offers FREE Tipsy Tow service on New Years Eve
Auto Club Offers Tipsy Tow Service for New Year’s Holiday Estimates That a First Time DUI Conviction Can Cost $13,468 or More (LOS ANGELES, Dec. 26, 2007) — The Automobile Club of Southern California is offering its free Tipsy Tow service to drinking drivers during the New Year’s holiday. The service is available from 6 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 30 through 11:59 p.m. on Tuesday, Jan. 1, 2008. Tipsy Tow is available in the 13 Southern California counties served by the Auto Club. Motorists, bartenders, restaurant managers, party hosts or passengers of a drinking driver may call 1-800-400-4AAA for a free tow home of up to seven miles. Callers simply tell the Auto Club operators, “I need a Tipsy Tow,” to receive the free tow and ride home. A regular Auto Club-contracted emergency road service truck will be dispatched. Callers need to keep in mind that the service excludes rides for passengers, is restricted to a one-way, one-time ride for the driver and the destination is limited to the driver’s residence. Reservations are not accepted. Drivers can expect to pay the rate charged by the tow truck contractor for rides farther than seven miles. “Some guests might balk at taking a cab home because they don’t want to return for their car the following day,” said Steve Bloch, the Auto Club’s traffic safety researcher. “We want motorists to be aware of the high crash risk from drinking and driving associated with holidays and encourage them not to get behind the wheel if they’ve been drinking and Tipsy Tow provides motorists with a safe ride home for themselves and their vehicles instead of driving while intoxicated,” he added. New Year’s Eve is a traditional time for parties and revelry, activities that contribute a more relaxed atmosphere, said Bloch. “It takes only one or two drinks to slow physical and mental skills and affect vision, steering, braking judgment and reaction time,” he said. “We hope drivers are aware that the CHP and law enforcement agencies usually are using extra patrols to look for drinking drivers during the holiday.” While the number of Californians arrested for driving under the influence in 2006 (the latest year available) is 42% less than what it was 25 years ago, it’s still disturbingly high –199,147, according to Bloch. Statewide annual alcohol-related fatal and injury crashes have also decreased sharply, by 55% from 49,314 in 1981 to 22,332 in 2006. “We would like to see these numbers reduced even further, particularly the high numbers around the holidays,” added Bloch. People convicted of driving under the influence could lose many important things in their lives, such as family, job, dignity and money. The Auto Club estimates that a first time DUI conviction can cost $13,468 or more in fines, penalties, restitution, legal fees and increased insurance costs. Current laws, enforcement, public awareness, and education efforts by public service-oriented organizations, including the Auto Club, have contributed to the decline in the number of alcohol-related fatalities and injuries during the past 10 years. The Auto Club provides the Tipsy Tow service and free publications as part of its “You Drink. You Drive. You Lose.” public awareness campaign. The Auto Club also supports many sober driver programs. The Auto Club advises that motorists can keep themselves and others safe and can avoid DUI arrests by keeping these safety tips in mind: - At social events, designate non-drinking drivers who can get everyone home safely.
- Call a friend or family member for a ride home if you have been drinking.
- Keep a cab company telephone number in your wallet so you can call for a ride home.
- As a party host, offer a variety of non-alcoholic drink alternatives and provide a gift to guests who volunteer to be designated drivers.
- Take the car keys away from friends and relatives who have had too much to drink.
EDIT: In case you missed it: the number is: 800-400-4222
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| Saturday, December 29th, 2007
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7:43 pm - New phone#
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eight one eight nine six seven nine five three nine
d'oh.
current mood: stupid.
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1:29 pm
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so, yesterday a rather unfortunate event happened to me. i dropped my phone. in water. in the toilet. whoops. going to go out today to hopefully find a new one. a new cheap one. i was so mad but also pretty amused that i actually did that. oh well, worse things can happen.
sophia said banana today. not knowingly, of course... but cute nonetheless. :)
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| Friday, December 28th, 2007
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2:00 pm - mmmmm braaaaaainnnnsss...
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also in my cookbook... brains with brown butter, brains sauteed with bacon, and my favorite: scrambled eggs and brains.
current mood: hungry
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| Monday, December 24th, 2007
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9:57 am - nom nom nom
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| Thursday, December 20th, 2007
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1:18 pm - ...
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